Buhari Has A Dead Brain - Patience Jonathan.



Nigeria's First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan, has targeted the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) General Muhammadu Buhari saying his brain is dead.



Patience Jonathan called on Nigerian women to vote en-masse for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) during the forthcoming presidential election. Speaking on Tuesday during the PDP women presidential campaign rally held in Kogi state, the first lady stated that Buhari is unfit and too old to be the Nigeria’s president

“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,”she said in Pidgin English.“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”

Moved by the cheers of the crowd, the first lady sporadically sang to taunt her husband’s main challenger at this month’s presidential election.“If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala,”she sang.


“What is change?

Why did you not change things when you were there? Is it now that you want to be doing the things you weren’t doing before?“

Jonathan looked at us and said women, I am giving you the position of the chief justice of this country. Okonjo-Iweala is a woman, Diezani is a woman. Seventy percent of his cabinet are women.“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy).

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  1. Why would GEJ allow this woman to run wild like this na, even if you need votes is it this kind of campaign that will win you votes?

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  2. E be like say GEJ carry him mama do wife, there is no way GEJ saw this woman as a babe and married her, she must be his mother or Aunty or something.

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  3. But is it right to for the president's wife to be verbally attacking the president?

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  4. People living in a glass house should not throw stones

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  5. It's very pathetic the way PDP is going about things one begins to have doubts about them. What kind if first lady is this? No respect for herself no respect for others no respect for her country. She opens her mouth spits out a lot without thinking. The same thing that dragged GEJ down allowing thugs and self centred people around him tell him how to go about things when he knows better. GOD SAVE NIGERIA

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    1. See who dey talk about respet ur old fool buhari did he respet his old age

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    2. Wonderful, look at your English. GEJ supporter and yet u cannot write eligible English. Please I know u have stolen enough money but at least use small and go to night school.

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  6. These are d league of political & financial illiterate that has been leading us about six years ago imagine if u say woman in your husband govt., is about 70percent what is the percentage of men in her husband govt? e be like say the woman get mouth cancer!abi she no no arithmetic?

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  7. Mr, president. Are you a woman wrapper? , why can't you be a man for once and call your starck illiterate wife to order, because you are called a fool, must you always prove to people all the time that you are a big and bloody fool, must you always prove to people that you can't control your shepopotamus of a wife, must you always allow her to cause of national embarrassment???

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  8. This is utterly disrespectful....Really ashamed of this tout-like behavior of our so called first lady..The man, nor his wife didn't abuse/disrespect you in any instance. Well, he who throws stones in a glass house will reap the repercussion sooner than later.. Now Buhari's wife will either return the insult and then the war starts.. Madam patience, if brains are dead, it's surely not Buhari's Madam nor the husband, go investigate your own house and PLEASE be quiet.


    Xavier

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  9. What kind of brain have you Mrs First Lady...

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  10. I'm not surprised. 70% of your husband cabinet are women? Your husband is a woman no doubt. Every man not in charge of his home is a woman. It's music to the ears, we now have enough reasons to say No to incompetence by voting against this president that can not manage his wife.

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  11. if u #Patience said Buhari has a dead brain den wot did u have, abi na only u waka come.

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    1. you don't know??? she has a potopoto brain, that is why she talks before she thinks... she is the wild cat in Aso rock #bringbackourgirls

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  12. This is really unfortunate when campaign now turns abusive. A first lady? Very,very shameful. I think the husband should put a rein on her. She's not civilize!

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    1. U mean d wife

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    2. Hahahhh can't laugh enough. What a woman-man. Pot calling kettle black.

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  13. Do not judge by who speaks, judge by the facts contained is statements made. Mama has said it point black - "You were there before, what did you change"? is it now that your brain is on reverse that you want to change things?" - Nigerians, throw away sentiments and think right. People like Buhari, OBJ and others should keep quite and stay put their houses and farms, are there not better Nigerians in Naija?

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    1. MUMU! So they should stay quite and allow GEJ to syphon our national wealth? Okay oo

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  14. mama peace all this things u are saying there is God oh

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  15. She has already packed her luggage, wat do u expect from an illiterate dat suddenly tasted power. mr president, caution ur husband Pateice. Useless pepper seller running mouth anyhow like diarrhea.

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  16. Chai Only U Waka Kom

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  17. President Jonathan should put a leach on this woman,she is a shame to her husbsnd,to PDP,to her children,to womanhood and to nigeria.Worst first lady in human memory.

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  18. God punish your mouth woman! Pack your load commot aso rock u don try. We dey wait you for village.

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  19. Uncivilized first lady. She alone is enough to cost Jonathan this election,

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  20. This hippopotamus will end up wearing pinafore in kirikiri and her husband in knicker bucker. Same useless woman that was shedding fake tears last week at the mass burial of those bayelsa women. How do we expect jona to rule 170 million people when he cant rule his home.

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  21. Patie, Patie! Six years ago you and Jona looked harmless. Save Nigeria group with Human right activists ensured that your husband became president according to constitution. We are going to ensure your husband leave the office according to constitution. Ingrates!!!

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  22. Hmmm did this illiterate woman told Nigeria which school she attaind pls mama just shut ur fucking mouth u er putting Nigeria on shameful bcos of your vocabularies if u don't know how to speak correct English pls quite, shame on Nigeria's politicians that put this ignorant as our first lady, even English became corrupt like pdp, Nigeria sai baba buhari "march4buhari"

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  23. May God continue to misguide these useless people (Jonathan and his supporters) so that well meaning Nigerians will realise that we have pack of Rubish in Nigerian Administration.This is a pointer for reasonable Nigerians that they must be voted out.Enough of disgrace to Nigerians.Jona and Wife have forgoten that they are representing Nigeria.What an embarrasement to the Nation.I am sure Buhari's wife is more responsible and so can not be responding to this pepe seller that call herself first lady.The point is Buhari is our next president.Forget about wether he has brain or not,we are not fools.

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  24. Mama Jona, am sure ur son Fani kayode took after u, is like u have graduated from sapele water 2 hard drugs.

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  25. What a shame!!! it's so annoying how people whom young lads should have looked up to have turned themselves into nothing but rogues. when has political campaigns become an avenue for attacks on personalities. if these are the kinds of words coming out from parents, i fear for the future of what is in stock for our nascent democracy. May God help this Country.......

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  26. Stupid woman. It's a shame that upon having a bad president we have a fool , an ugly beast and an uncultured illiterate as his wife. God save us from this couple from hell.

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  27. This is really sad, patience Jonathan, thank you very much for embarrasing this great country once again ok??? We shall see when the time comes.

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  28. This too bad infact only one comment in support.why is this woman embarrassing Nigeria and Jonathan like this? I thought she has been cautioned for the sake of election,or will Jonathan allow this woman to disgracefully pull him down. A confirm illiterate called a military tactician dead brain.what a shame to this nation to have Mrs patience Jonathan as first lady. Na only she waka come.

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  29. Im not surprised cos i know someone who grew up with her in the the village. She was always engaged in fights, even with boys. I was told she would wear shorts and wait at foot paths to pick fights with whoever offends her, fighting dirty on the ground. A female neighbour in the village disclosed this.

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  30. Any woman that couldn't respect another woman's husband has no respect for God and gone insane....say anything but for once learn from Buhari's wife, has she ever attack u? Remember and his wife are not illiterate...

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  31. Interesting!patience has started again.make ur points diplomatically madam.dats too cheap & low-lifely

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