What Exactly Is ‘Clueless’ About Goodluck Jonathan? (3) - Femi Aribisala


Continuation from What Exactly is ‘Clueless’ About Goodluck Jonathan? (2)


It is increasingly apparent that if Jonathan is “clueless,” his “cluelessness” is the magic that Nigeria needs at this very moment in time.

By the time you are reading this, by the grace of God, the 218 kidnapped Chibok school-girls may have been released. If not, their release is imminent. A ceasefire with the Boko Haram has been negotiated. Never mind that there are still skirmishes here and there. “Clueless” Goodluck Jonathan has forced the insurgents to consider seriously putting down their arms.

He has done this in spite of the nagging of the opposition about his “cluelessness.” He has done this through the much-maligned Nigerian military; and without mortgaging the nation’s security to foreign troops.

 Now is the time to give the microphone to Lai Mohammed, who talks about Nigeria’s security as if he were a Chadian. Now is the time to hear from Muhammadu Buhari, who claimed in the past that Boko Haram is a malevolent Southern conspiracy against the North.

What would these implacable critics of Goodluck Jonathan say if the girls were released now? Would they be gracious and eat their words? Don’t bet on it. Don’t expect them to commend the purposeful tactical manner by which the Jonathan administration has forced the Boko Haram, at the very least, to the negotiating table. It is increasingly apparent that if Jonathan is “clueless,” his “cluelessness” is the magic that Nigeria needs at this very moment in time.

On hearing that a ceasefire had been negotiated and that the girls might be released, Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso still had this to say: “What we need to do is to take appropriate military step to stop insurgents and protect the territorial integrity of Nigeria or we sit down and negotiate with the insurgents.” Now that is what is called new original thinking. Clearly, Kwankwaso has nothing worthwhile to contribute to this matter but hot air.

Politicising Chibok

Only in Nigeria does a national tragedy get so mischievously politicized, just because of the rampaging ambitions of a power-hungry cabal. In the face of insurgencies, nations close ranks. No British government was ever pilloried for the terrorist activities of the IRA. However, in Nigeria, the leaders of a roguish opposition party accuse the government of complicity in the insurgency. They undermine the resolve of the military. Then they maintain that the government is incapable of dealing with the situation.

The fact is that in Nigeria, the APC opposition is fundamentally unpatriotic. It is not averse to play political football with Nigeria’s security. It has yet been able to tell Nigerians what it would do differently from the government to achieve more immediate results. Would it carpet-bomb Sambisa forest and bring home the dead bodies of the girls? Would it use black magic to pinpoint their precise locations? Or would it send the loquacious Lai Mohammed into the hideouts of the Boko Haram as Nigeria’s distinguished Ambassador?

All the opposition has offered to date is a load of sound and fury designed to divide the North from the government. Now that this is backfiring, let us hear what the acerbic Northern Elders Forum and the wolf-crying Arewa Consultative Forum have to say. They said they would not accept the re-election of Goodluck Jonathan unless the girls were released. Would they campaign for the president if the girls were now to be released?

There was never a magic wand to the release of the girls. But you would not think so if you were to listen to these ethnic jingoists. These people forget that it was the same “clueless” Goodluck Jonathan who midwifed a durable peace with the militants of the Niger Delta. They were hoping to seize power by cloak-and-dagger means under a democratic dispensation, threatening to soak the dogs and the baboons in blood unless they have their way.

Promoting democracy

There is something anomalous about having military dictators take off their uniforms and then masquerade as democrats. We had this charade with Obasanjo. Whatever anybody might call our dear former president, he was anything but a democrat. Every election conducted under his watch was massively rigged and highly disputed.

Can anybody imagine what would have happened if Obasanjo was labeled as “clueless” during his presidency? How quickly they forget. By the time some offending journalists disappear, nobody would have dared any longer. Have we forgotten the rash of political assassinations under Obasanjo? Even the country’s Attorney General was not spared.

But now we have the government of Goodluck Jonathan. The opposition is calling him “clueless” and no one gets arrested. No one gets shot. Jonathan continues to smile. Under him, the press is free and unfettered. Finally, Jonathan has signed a Freedom of Information bill into law.

 This has made the Nigerian press one of the freest in the world. It validates the right of Nigerians to information about how they are being governed and safeguards our freedom of expression. Why was this legislation not passed until Jonathan came into power? The answer is simple. Jonathan is the first real democrat to rule Nigeria.

Nigerians need to remember this before we surrender our freedoms to another military turncoat masquerading as a democrat in the person of Muhammadu Buhari. Nobody who knows Buhari would accuse him of being a democrat; no matter the convenient noises he is making now. Lest we forget: Buhari overthrew a democratic government; jailed ministers without trial; muzzled the press; killed innocent Nigerians under retroactive decrees. Surely we cannot allow this military man in civilian clothing to violate our freedoms yet again.

“Clueless” Jonathan has supervised truly democratic elections. Despite the noises made by people like Lai Mohammed, who are paid to make negative noises, Jonathan has not rigged any polls to prevent the opposition from prevailing where they have genuine support on the ground. As a matter of fact, it is on record that opposition parties have won more elections under Jonathan than under all previous dispensations put together. This can be attributed to the democratic inclination of the president, and he has erased the do-or-die politics of the past.

From Edo, to Ondo, to Anambra, to Ekiti, to Osun, the Jonathan administration has overseen free and fair democratic elections, devoid of acrimony and violence. In Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states, Jonathan declared a state of emergency to quell the Boko Haram insurgency. Nevertheless, unlike Obasanjo, he was mindful of the prevailing democratic structures and did not tamper with them.

Ebola-free Nigeria

While the power-hungry opposition is determined to blame Jonathan for every negative national happenstance, even including car accidents on federal roads; it is equally determined to deny him of plaudits for successes under his watch. The deadly and highly contagious Ebola Virus Disease (EVD) came into Nigeria by way of Liberia, claiming precious lives. The government swung into action, mobilized resources and organised a resistance that contained the epidemic in record time. Thanks to this forthrightness, the whole country now breathes a sigh of relief.

Three months down the road, the World Health Organisation has now declared Nigeria Ebola-free. It did not declare Lagos State Ebola-free. It did not declare Rivers State Ebola-free. It declared Nigeria Ebola-free. The president of Nigeria is Goodluck Jonathan. It is not Babatunde Fashola.

 It is not Rotimi Amaechi. And yet these two APC state governors are claiming that Nigeria’s victory over Ebola is due to them. This is poppycock! The victory belongs to Goodluck Jonathan who is the only man charged with the responsibility for what happens in Nigeria. The buck starts and ends with our president.

Even former president Olusegun Obasanjo, an implacable opponent of Goodluck Jonathan, could not help but commend the Jonathan administration for the way and manner it moved with speed and determination, and kept the Ebola virus at bay. Should the epidemic return to ravage Nigeria (God forbid), Jonathan would be held responsible. Now that we have prevailed over the scourge, Jonathan deserves all the praise. Indeed, Western governments are now sending people to Nigeria to study how we dealt with Ebola.

Goodluck factor

The truth of the matter is that there is something compelling about this South-South man from Otuoke in Bayelsa State. This accounts for his very mysterious rise to the presidency. Under his stewardship, Nigeria has attained milestones that have eluded us in the past.

With four more years of Goodluck Jonathan in the presidential saddle, we are bound to achieve even more. Without wanting to sound too fatalistic, it is undeniable that Goodluck Jonathan brings good fortune to Nigeria.

Under Jonathan’s presidency, Nigeria’s Under-17 football team won an unprecedented fourth World Cup title in 2013, making Nigeria the most successful country in the tournament’s history. We also won the African Cup of Nations football tournament in 2013; the first time since 1994. No government in the history of Nigeria has ever had this combination of accolades.

At the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow in 2014, we won 11 gold, 11 silver and 14 bronze medals, to place eighth overall. That is something of a record. We also won four medals at the World Athletic Championship; the last time we won a medal there was in 2000.

This Goodluck factor also extends to international relations. In 2010, Nigeria was elected into the United Nations Security Council as a non-permanent, non-veto member for the 2011-2012 sessions. In a most amazing manner, we were re-elected again in 2013 for the 2014-15 sessions. This is unprecedented in the annals of Nigeria. The UNSC is the most important and prestigious organ of the U.N. Nigeria has only served on the UNSC on three previous occasions.

Four more years

I am not from the South-South. I don’t know Goodluck Jonathan from Adam, and I don’t want to know him. I will never accept a government job. But I am a Nigerian, and I feel affronted when I see all these power-mongers bad-mouthing our president, simply because he is from the minority South-South and they want power at all cost.

There can be no question that Goodluck Jonathan has been an effective president, and he should be allowed to continue for another four years. Two terms of South-South presidency is surely not excessive appreciation for our chronic reliance on South-South oil.
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  1. Na wa oh! Very soon you shall join the super pastors with a jet from Aso Rock. Shameless!

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  2. Mr Arisebala... Unfortunately you have said nothing. Chibok girls are still in captivity. Politicizing the abduction is not a Jonathan achievement. You say promoting democracy but he intimidates the opposition with the military. Ebola free Nigeria- he sent money after the virus had been curbed not immediately it was detected. Good luck factor- i truly spport this claim so i advice he is appointed minister for sports. As if sports is a yard stick for good governance.

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    1. Kindly elaborate how Jonathan intimidates opposition with military. We want to know.

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    2. Thank you my brother. Mr Aribisala himself is clueless. I think the question should be 'what is clueless about Aribisala to always politicize a vivid and absolute clueless acts as a clue to achieve a political and discredited popularity?

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  3. This country is in the hand of God.

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  4. Mr Aribisala you have done a good job at least to justify your pay

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    1. And you that is not being paid counter what he wrote point to point and let’s knows the truth from you

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    2. ...can he hold pen??

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  5. This country will be delivered from these so called upright people. The judgement of God is coming soon and the masses will be delivered.

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  6. This country will be delivered from these so called upright people. The judgement of God is coming soon and the masses will be delivered.

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  7. if one ever had any doubt that you were being paid, Mr Aribisala, you have just removed that doubt.

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  8. Aribisala- PDP spokesman. I used to think you were a reasonable fellow, so this your white hair is not wisdom as it is said to portray. How can you be using just sports successes to are the performance of any government? How does that put food on the masses' tables or provide for good health services or good roads? You don't have to work for your pay by telling lies and setting confusion all over. Idiot!!!

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    1. ...read previous articles b4 commenting Mr man!

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  9. Mr Aribisale if your daughter has been among the chobok girls , would have said sane things you are sayng. Fear God.....

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  10. Everything, but the fact that he is a Nigerian, is wrong about the president. He acknowledged that he has been slow in taking decisions of national interest,something we don't wanna keep having for another four years. Remember it took our president two weeks to just accept that girls were abducted from a school in a territory he swore to protect. This alone is an impeachable offense is saner climes. In his regime, we saw lawlessness being celebrated and people of questionable characters dining with the supposed nobles. Corrupt individuals can always run to Abuja and pledge allegiance with the president's camp and all their sins will be forgiven. A president that voiced, on a national TV that he does not give a damn what the citizens think of him. In furtherance of his careless attitude, he claim to be a leader of the minority and so is only accountable to them.

    Mr. Arabisala, like i said in one of the articles you have written, to really defend the lame president the country is having, you will have to first undo what has been done, and then re-do them, perhaps, in a better way. The effort to do just one leg of the work is cumbersome enough to undo all your learning and when you are done with that, you will be just like he lame man occupying the seat of power in the blessed country Nigeria.

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  11. Aribisala...or what re you called....you are a shameless he-goat....I don't even know whether you allow your kids to read your write-up before sending it to Nigerianeye. Common, you are so senseless and daft to pity.....what!!!! a 60+ year old man thinking like a babe. Obviously, you are a lackey who wants to do notice me until you get a crumb from the table. Unfortunately, it is monkeys like you that denigrate our history and telescope of days to come with your warped sense of analysis!!!

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    1. Hi Tayo, pls if you were GEJ, what would you have done in this situation my brother? I want to know how you would handle it Sir. Thanks.

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  12. All we who are for Goodluck are more than those who are against him! Good luck to the North! Goodluck to the South! Goodluck to the East and Goodluck to the West! God bless Goodluck our Presido. All the bad belles - please give it to him because he has done what many before him could not do.

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  13. I have said it in my earlier contribution in this forum that, this guy called Aribisala is nothing but an hungry man who need money or contract from the government of Jonathan. Can't you see how haggard he is looking with poverty written all over him.

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  14. oga writer , i was totally sadden and wipe for your generation , from economy , education, health, infrastructural dev, political decisions and policies, social dev to mention but few, wht did GEJ got right? Please think deep down and look at where Nigeria was before the adm of GEJ and now . the president is swimming, dancing and rejoicing in corruption . you see high cabal thieves and murderers with the president ( alison maduake , fayose, amodu sherrif , DSP , Abacha's son and the likes . Alribisala or wht is your name , cover your face in shame and ask for forgiven because nemesis will catch up with you and your good for nothing sake president . pls wake from you sleep and see new president come 2015 by God's grace .

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  15. TRANSFORMATION AGENDA IS GOING ON SUCCESSFULLY AS WE ALL CAN PERCEIVE.
    1. Petrol from N65 to N97 - in most other places over N120
    2. Kerosene from 50 naira to 120 and above i.e (unofficial price).
    3. Garri from N100 to N260 per measure
    4. Sugar/flour/beans/ all from N180 to N250 or more per measure
    5. Electricity charge from N1,250 to N4000 per month even when not available
    6. Scarcity of money in all sphere of life, yet abundantly available if one is a Jonathanian e.g groups campaigning for the continuation of the EBELE ill wind
    7. Killings from few individuals to whole communities being wiped out
    8. Police/military roadblocks from 1 per 40km to 2 per 3km
    9. Crude oil illegal bunkering from 10,000 barrels pd to 100,000 barrels pd.
    10. Constant industrial actions by many organisations
    11. From the sack of few workers to the sack of thousands of workers
    12. WASSCE rate of failure from 40% to over 70%
    13. Trust, love and unity among citizens from substantial to zero
    14. Misappropriation of funds from billions of Naira to billions of
    DOLLARS or TRILLIONS of naira
    15. Budget implementation from 40% to less than 20% Per year
    16. Roads from potholes to huge craters and cut-offs
    17. Economy from worse in Africa to greatest in Africa on paper, but the masses from poor to poorest
    18. Defection of polititians from a few tens to hundreds of persons, in some cases thousands from one party to the other. Nigerian soldiers now defect to other countries
    19. Transport fares, from a few hundreds of Naira to several thousand of Naira, on both air and road networks
    20. Bribe takings from only police, now includes all authorities, soldiers inclusive
    21. ATM charges from zero to N65 per transaction
    22. New English phrase called 'Tactical Manoeuvre' when soldiers are deliberately dispatched with low grade weapons to be killed by a well armed "Boko Haram"
    23. Bribery scandal from few to substantial
    24. Police pension scam
    25. Oduahgate
    26. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal
    27. Allison jet scandal
    28. Orisajafor $10 million arms scandal
    29. Subsidy scam
    30. Immigration death scanda
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    31. Missing $20 billion
    32. Handling boko haram with kid gloves only to report that the nation is winning on insurgents.
    33. Election delegate bribe
    34. Sheriff/Ihejirika case, etc.
    I pledged to Nigeria my country, to be working, voting and praying, to oppose the cluelessness of the shoeless one, to whom16 is greater than 19, to whom stealing is not corruption; thay may God give me the wisdom to vote the imbecile out of office, and send him packing from Aso-rock, to Otuoke from whence he came aboard our ship, come 2015 my lord,
    And uphold our honour and glory so help me God.

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