Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon took to his twitter page today to congratulate Nigerian Super Eagles over their victory in yesterday's match against Ivory Coast.
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He said in his congratulatory tweet:
"Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast.
As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God.
If possible, they should parademically paralyze their postulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck".
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He said in his congratulatory tweet:
"Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast.
As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God.
If possible, they should parademically paralyze their postulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck".
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They will do as you said sir. lf only they will understand this big........
ReplyDeleteJeezz!!! Whr ¶§ dis man gettin all des vocabularys?
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. This man no go kill me oh! shai! kilode? Biko? ahah. Take it easy oh oga. just say what they will understand, which one is these whole grammatical accumen, it can cause head and back ache oh
ReplyDeleteThem don hear u Hon, bt i beg dis are footballer not professor.
ReplyDeleteThe Englishman will ask "Is that my language?"
ReplyDeleteNa only him fit mainbrain all dis lutumbam. May God help us from hon. Patrick.
ReplyDeleteWell spoken sir, your double barrel vociferations will certainly rejuvenate the boys.
ReplyDeleteOMG,,, SOMEBODY FLOGG ME PLIS, CHOI PATRICK WILL NOT KILL US
ReplyDeleteChai OMG english man go fear dis grammar
ReplyDeleteThis is not grammar but rotten English available only to Patrick
ReplyDeleteIt is in the Innuendoof this Boisterous Melancholy thar an anphibiounous Victory will summersault into the itri A UM of the la finir paralysis Hon. I deposit
ReplyDeletePatrick! Patrick! Patrick! Haba! Dis gramma will raze dead body up oooooooo.
ReplyDeleteAkataka, which university this man go? Wetin him dey talk so? Make somebody break am jeje for me o! The essence of language is to communicate and not to mesmerise anyone. Honestly the man is not communicating at all
ReplyDeleteNAWAA O O
ReplyDeleteHonouroble sir, how were you articulating the views of your constituency when you were representing them? Na wao!!! I laff break my ribs...
ReplyDeleteEssence of communication is understanding. Those you are talking to will not understand all these, meaning you are not communicating atall. Talk to people in language they understand , oga lexican
ReplyDeletethis your english is what i called epelonselogy which might later result to ewontology and you no, enphatically i want you to know that the result could be iyaotrophy. pls ask the yorubas for the meaning....
ReplyDeleteThis man is talking rubbish.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful nonsense and utter rubbish. For all i care nothing has been said
ReplyDeleteNa waooooo 4 dis kind Hon Patrick grammar,kilo de,ine ho
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he was not re-elected! His meaningless "Grammer" and otiose expressions have added no value whatsoever towards the improvement of the absysmally low standard of both spoken and written English amongst his Constituents. Rather, it has reduced the "Honourable" to a 'Grammer-Clown' whose unbridled zeal to display his inelegant 'oratorical/literary skill' only succeed in drawing the ignorant applause of semi-literate folks, while deepening the disdain of those who truly appreciate the beauty of the English Language.
ReplyDeleteNa him know him dey get all these grammar wey no dey dictionary. may be an amalgam of englisg-german or any 2 or 3 languages. thanks for the confusion.
ReplyDeleteWhish dictionary this man is using.ene kwu nke kwuru ekwu o kwuo ozo
ReplyDeleteHe said Nigeria should play well,they not think of free TOTO and play good ball. This is what he mean
ReplyDeleteMake una hold this man oooooooh
ReplyDeletePlease search the dictionary to see if these grammers are correct.this man is indeed funny!
ReplyDeleteKini n wi? Nigerian eye, this Ȋ̝̊̅§ the kind of comments that should not be published. Makes no sense. Mtchewww!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this man knows that neologism is one of the symptoms of schizophrenia?! Hehehehehe. nonetheless, carry on sir. I dey feel you die!
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