WURU WURU TO THE ANSWER


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WURU WURU TO THE ANSWER
I still remember when we were much younger, that phrase “wuru wuru to the answer”. I can’t really remember who coined it but it describes someone who probably knows an answer to a mathematics question or probably copied the answer to the question but cannot necessarily remember or reproduce the workings and the calculations. He then creates an impression of knowing the answer by creating some bogus calculations in the hope of fooling the Mathematics teacher who more often than not doesn’t end up getting fooled.

Sometimes recently in our election history, 2007 in particular, we remember Dr. Maurice Iwu, who was later christened “Iwuruwuru” because he showed Nigerians an answer i.e. the results of the Presidential election but could not show the workings i.e. the state by state result that summed up to the total. Till date, that Election Result breakdown has not being released into the Public. We should also remember that it is that particular Iwuruwuru that brought in Late President Yaradua who Goodluck deputized and thereby also ushering in the present Goodluck Administration. Yaradua confessed also to the malpractices in the election that brought him into power but that is not even the point for today. Just History.

Fast forward to 2012, Nigerians are now faced with many wuruwuru’s again as a result of the so-called Fuel Subsidy removal. Typical Nigerian maintains that we do not have a Fuel Subsidy in place in Nigeria, what we have is a Fuel Scam. You can find that article here.
Also, people have an opinion that Government shouldn’t remove the Subsidy because we don’t trust you with what you’ll do with it. Some have another opinion that Government should cut the waste in Government and then they can have the moral authority to remove Fuel Subsidy.
So, let’s assume that it is even a Fuel Subsidy, not a Fuel Scam. Let’s assume that the Government is trustworthy and they will do what they say, at least they say they will be more trustworthy now and transparent. Also, let’s assume that the Government has cut waste and in-fact Goodluck and the Senators are not earning a dime. As mathematics teachers, let’s just look at the claims as regards Fuel Subsidy that have been made by our students Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Mr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, Mrs. Diezani Allison Maduekwe, and our dear president Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.
MARKING THE SCRIPT
The SURE document on Page 4 says:
2) The FGN is therefore desirous to remove subsidies on prices of petroleum products because this poses a high financial burden on the government, disproportionately benefits the wealthy, is inefficient and diverts resources away from potential investments in critical infrastructure. 
3) The total projected subsidy reinvestible funds per annum is N1.134 trillion based on average crude oil price of US$90 per barrel, out of this N478.49 billion accrues to Fed Govt, N411 billion to State Govts, N203.3 billion to LGAs, N9.86 billion to the FCT, and N31.37 billion as Transfers to Derivation and Ecology, development of natural resources and stabilization funds.
4) This programme is focused on utilization of Federal Government’s share of the subsidy. Every State and Local Government is expected to design its own programmes utilizing the portion of the subsidy reinvestment funds from the discontinuation of the fuel subsidy will be used for the implementation of the programme and to reduce our borrowing needs.
Wuruwuru 1: How did Government come about the 1.134 trillion re-investible subsidy funds?
A simple calculation shows that if 1.134 trillion is re-investible and N75 is the cost of subsidy per litre, Nigerians are projected to consume 15.12 billion litres of Petrol annually and dividing by 365 days, 41.42 million litres of Petrol per day.
Here is the Problem: Sanusi, Diezani, and others claim that Nigerians should be using averagely 30 million litres per day, that the rest 10 million litres of it is smuggled and a few cabal are getting rich based on that. You claim that removing the subsidy ensures that the smuggling cartel will be stopped. So, if you believe that is true, then why do you base the money to be re-invested on an extra 10 million litres. Is this money now being extracted for another cabal to spend? Typical Nigerian is confused. It seems that someone is just eager to spend down on the money. Those 10 million litres per day accumulates to 274 billion naira at the end of the Year. Typical Nigerian won’t say any more.
Wuruwuru 2: They say that the 1.134 trillion is based on average crude oil price of US$90 per barrel.
Now, Typical Nigerian is confused again. What has the subsidy funds got to do with the price of a barrel of Oil? The Nigerian government, Sanusi and Okonjo in particular has always claimed that Nigeria borrows money to fund the Subsidy and one of the reasons why they want to discontinue subsidies is to reduce our borrowings. Yes, we know Nigeria’s budget is heavily dependent on the price of a barrel of Oil but what has the Subsidy funds got to do with that or are they really connected? More on this later!
Wuruwuru 3: The amount has been shared among the 3 tiers of government i.e. at the Federal, State, and LGA level. The question is how did Government come about the sharing formula when according to the document the States and the Local Government has not designed their programmes for utilizing it? Even the Government’s so-called programmes for utilizing the funds neither contains timelines or specific budgets to each project.
Scrolling to the 18 and 19 of the SURE document even raises more alarm. Not only has the funds been allocated to states in bulk earlier, then we find out that they have been allocated individually to states and their local governments without the Government even asking what is to be done in such states yet. What then are the criteria for allocating the funds? Is it allocated per population of the people living in each state? Is it targeted towards the poor people as insinuated? Is it just a sharing of resources? Let’s see.

The Four Major oil-producing states Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Delta, and Bayelsa tops the chart with 50.75, 50.59, 46.96, 36.14 billion naira allocations each. The states Ekiti, Gombe, Nassarawa, Ebonyi are at the bottom with 9.62, 9.48, 9.46, 9.11 billion naira allocations each.
Typical Nigerian raises an eyebrow on these numbers, but then Typical Nigerian remembers that the Subsidy is supposed to target the masses, so Typical Nigerian goes on a quest to see whether the money goes into the states where the population i.e. the masses are.
Taking a quick trip to the Nigerian Population commission and applying the average annual growth rate of 3.41% for Nigeria, we can estimate the population of Nigeria presently without putting into consideration Urban-Rural and Rural-Urban migration. The 3.41% is the calculated average annual growth rate since Nigeria grew from a population of 140 million to 167 million over 5 years.
What Typical Nigerian finds out next is amazing and mind-boggling. If the money allocated to each state is to be divided equally to the masses and handed out to each individual, if you are in Bayelsa, you will get N17,829, in Akwa Ibom, N10,904, and in Delta, N9,603. But, if you are in Kaduna, N2,212, in Kano, N2,050, and in Lagos, N1,591.
It is left to you, the Reader to answer whether this money actually reaches the masses proportionately or not but my advice to you will be that over the next 3 years of the non-subsidy regime it will be of benefit to you to live in Bayelsa or Akwa Ibom than live in Lagos.
If you are still wondering where you should live in the next 3 years, this final analysis will help you a lot.
From the breakdown of how much Petrol is consumed per state available from the PPPRA website. The record for the month of April 2010 is the most similar public record that one can compare with the Subsidy re-investment calculation because it shows that in that month we had an average consumption of 41,032,299 litres.
So, using the amount of litres consumed per state and multiplying it by N75 which is the amount paid on unsubsidized petrol, we find out that Lagos might be a no-no place to stay or do business. Infact, the Lagos state Government might have to devise a way to start subsidizing fuel for its own people while the Bayelsan State Government will also have to devise innovative means to spend some sweet extra billions on its masses.
With the removal of the subsidy, Lagosian people and businesses will spend N291 billion EXTRA on unsubsidized Petrol while getting an allocation of N17.2 billion. Delta will spend N8.6 billion EXTRA while receiving 46.9 billion. All in all, Lagosians might have to start budgeting on how to find N274 billion extra to spend on Fuel this Year, while Deltans, Bayelsans, and Akwa Ibom people would have to start looking for ways to spend N34 billion of excess cash this year.

This mathematics is enough for a day, we have not finished marking the script, and I am having a headache. There is still more to be dug out, so, please stay tuned. To be continued tomorrow when we dissect the PPPRA and PPMC under Mrs Diezani.

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Appendix


How States Benefit from Fuel Subsidy compared to how much they spent on Unsubsidized Fuel.

STATEAMT-STATE
'000
AMT-LGA
'000
TOTAL 
'000
POPUL-ATIONPER
CAPITA
PMS 
'000 Lts
Removed
Subsidy (N75)
Difference
ABIA7,460,0624,238,03711,698,1003,383,8293,457252,10718,908,053-7,209,954
ADAMAWA7,093,2175,453,94112,547,1593,780,5233,319340,74225,555,617-13,008,459
AKWA IBOM43,406,7327,192,65250,599,3834,640,46110,904220,92416,569,30534,030,079
ANAMBRA7,164,6975,406,50212,571,1994,968,4252,530199,42214,956,642-2,385,442
BAUCHI8,309,7736,252,96814,562,7415,533,5952,632309,58923,219,140-8,656,399
BAYELSA33,839,6522,300,56036,140,2122,027,07117,82950,7963,809,66932,330,543
BENUE7,659,6316,357,99914,017,6305,058,5842,771135,94210,195,6863,821,944
BORNO8,451,3507,307,08715,758,4374,960,4283,177483,32736,249,488-20,491,051
CROSS RIVER7,718,6864,540,84712,259,5333,440,4463,563232,63717,447,745-5,188,211
DELTA40,965,4776,001,81246,967,2894,890,6699,603114,8598,614,40238,352,888
EBONYI5,880,5523,235,0459,115,5972,588,9043,52195,2637,144,7301,970,867
EDO9,432,7094,544,88713,977,5963,845,2363,635291,96621,897,441-7,919,845
EKITI5,931,7613,697,0489,628,8092,852,9273,37536,8412,763,0526,865,757
ENUGU6,692,4504,380,29911,072,7493,886,2302,849153,57711,518,289-445,539
GOMBE6,291,1663,196,3019,487,4672,812,5913,373122,3979,179,805307,663
IMO8,729,1276,342,35315,071,4794,670,8003,227198,27314,870,442201,037
JIGAWA7,848,0876,654,10014,502,1865,186,2622,796137,97610,348,2274,153,959
KADUNA8,944,5537,136,96216,081,5157,270,4002,212562,98242,223,614-26,142,100
KANO11,210,30411,712,75122,923,05511,180,3532,050727,56054,566,987-31,643,933
KATSINA8,525,4038,563,27317,088,6756,899,4542,477288,28421,621,292-4,532,617
KEBBI7,131,0015,319,28212,450,2823,872,7973,215308,11723,108,793-10,658,511
KOGI7,113,2025,513,26112,626,4633,941,1803,204231,05017,328,737-4,702,274
KWARA6,482,0384,234,04510,716,0822,812,9643,810250,26618,769,933-8,053,851
LAGOS10,126,5147,114,67717,241,19110,838,2301,5913,881,917291,143,794-273,902,603
NASSARAWA6,073,3433,388,1449,461,4872,223,1314,256177,22413,291,780-3,830,293
NIGER8,294,8956,865,93515,160,8304,703,1583,224355,86626,689,953-11,529,123
OGUN6,932,5545,080,65612,013,2114,460,9922,693526,21239,465,888-27,452,677
ONDO12,554,3454,689,71117,244,0574,115,8004,190287,47521,560,609-4,316,553
OSUN6,575,1636,391,23312,966,3964,063,5723,191289,74521,730,907-8,764,511
OYO8,283,9118,172,70516,456,6166,637,0022,480704,30752,822,988-36,366,372
PLATEAU6,956,8284,678,16411,634,9923,813,3233,051241,55618,116,723-6,481,731
RIVERS44,628,2736,125,83550,754,1086,182,5028,209900,18867,514,076-16,759,969
SOKOTO7,395,6715,872,22713,267,8984,403,3573,013171,87612,890,690377,208
TARABA7,005,1464,674,39811,679,5442,729,0594,28063,5324,764,8926,914,652
YOBE6,952,3834,533,02711,485,4092,760,6214,160199,10614,932,928-3,447,519
ZAMFARA6,973,5204,255,70411,229,2253,899,3552,880125,5599,416,9011,812,324
FCT9,860,0001,811,05311,671,0531,672,3506,9791,307,33398,049,966-86,378,912
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  1. such a wonderful report,but one question that all of us need to ask ourselves is why must we depend on importation when we are major crude oil exporter, then after we sold our crude we now decide to go back to the same people to buy refined, shame
    this is a country that produced upto 2.5 million barrels of oil a day and cant set aside 100,000 barrels to refine simply because we refuse to put our refineries together to work an oil producing nation indeed.
    all their past promises of puting the refineries to at least 50% capacity utilization had always being wuruwuru to the answer.
    all the economic planning and budgeting on the 1.35 trillion will always end up in wuruwuru to the answer.
    the question we are expecting from them is sincerity of heart by asking the question how much will it take to refine this product locally,
    and this should had being their focus,and agenda on coming back to power and not to think of making sure an executive earn as much as a million dollar a month, and how to extend their stay by another term.
    Can you belief that non oil producing countries like china and India have between five to eight working refineries and petrochemicals, while our government are playing around with information that are lies and deceit.
    We need prayers to really move our country to the next level with all this wuruwuru in the high paces of our country.
    God save us.

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  2. It is wuru wuru indeed. When the government keep pursuing frivolities rather than the reality. Your have refineries here, you deliberately ruined them to give ample dubious opportunity to amass wealth for you and your allies in the name of exportig crude oil for refinering outside and then re-importing at more expensive rates. What kind of economists are these government advisers. I am alluding to the old Babangida saying that the Nigerian economy defied all forms economic formulas simply because the leaders are not sincere, they are dubious and self-centered.

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  3. Thank you for exposing Nigerian robbers posting themselves as our leaders. The master sickness this country has is CORRUPTION and not until when we cure it other minor sicknesses will remain.
    If there is no capital punishment for corrupt practices in Nigeria nothing will definitely work.
    Govt. should surfer the so called CABALS instead of the POOR MASSES.
    Thanks again. May God bless you.

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