I crashed my private jet ‘flying’ from Benin to UK - 'Wizard' found in Sapele river says | Nigeria News Today. Your online Nigerian Newspaper

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A man, who confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.



The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. “It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished.

My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.”

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  1. Hehehehe, the economic crisis has really created so many illusions.

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  2. This one pass be careful. Private jet indeed. Oya carry go. Make I rush enter Vietnam to charge my phone. Be right back.

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