Grammatically inclined Patrick Obahiagbon is back! and he recently shared his thoughts on President Buhari’s delay in appointing Ministers:
Read below...
Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of political ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as to what they perceive as the phlegmatic predilection of President Buhari in the constitution of his cabinet,i would rather deposit in their objurgatory piazza the Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily sofily catchee monkey.
President Buhari must not be bludgeoned into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of the twelve years of political anomie and economic marshmallow occasioned by economic vampires and political pachucos. Am sanguine that a little more patience from Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have found both a political palladium and an economic palisade.....
Haha ha ha ha ha. O my goodness , o my God. This guy never fails to crack me up in his utterances. My ribs are literally hurting from intense laughing. What an entertainer. I do not learn anything from his opinion on anything other than just laugh. He is a cheap source of releasing the tension and feel relaxed after. Thank you Patrick.
ReplyDeleteA linguistic genius, but he is not communicating. So, I get only the entertainment value. Hon. Patrick should endeavor to communicate rather than entertain. I love hearing him speak just for the entertainment value, no more.
ReplyDeletehe is a grammatical comedian.
ReplyDeleteWell done Honourable on your classical grammatic expression. I will nominate you for Queen Elizabeth award for grammatic expression to entertain people.
ReplyDeleteWhat I can understand from this political comedian is that Nigerians should be patient with pmb and that pmb has both solution to our political and economic problems. Only time will tell if his assertion is right or wrong.
ReplyDeleteFrancis, I appreciate people like you who always demonstrate high level of intelligence you are endowed with. Your summary about Mr. Patrick's write up is right. Come to think of English words, what is the source? Some people enslaved the world with everything. If Mr. Patrick were to be alive a very long time, perhaps his words and spoken english will be well accepted. Why do we always think, he speaks english? He could give it another name may be finglish (lol). In fact, the man is unique and makes me laugh all the time. He's a brilliant guy though.
ReplyDeleteWait guys, I spent the past 30 mins or so checking everything single word on Merriam's Webster Dictionary and you bet all are correct apart from chichidodos which should have been chichi and dodos two separate words which if separated, mean things in line with wat genus saying. The other word dat is incorrectly spelt is the obliviscence is should have been obliviousness. This was also in line. It will be long grammar transcribing what he meant but Francis came very close in summarizing it! Kudos to the man...I met him once before he came to d limelight of speaking big big grammars!
ReplyDeleteHe is a full time joker, he have never passed any massage, rather he enjoys his vocabulary to be heard, nothing changed though...
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